Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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