Plan B is the new Plan A
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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