is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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