i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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