he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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