Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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