Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Randomize
