he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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