: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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