my vag is so smooth its legendary
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i used baking grease as lip gloss
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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