I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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