ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
And then my night got REAL pukey
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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