eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
