you guys were way drunker than both of me
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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