like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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