Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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