You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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