how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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