Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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