you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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