Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Do plants get herpes?
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