Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
