they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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