jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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