you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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