weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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