And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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