Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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