People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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