Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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