you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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