so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
