you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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