wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
ttyl tear gas
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize
