Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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