How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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