Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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