i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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