i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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