dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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