new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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