Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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