How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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