This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
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