Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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