I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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