My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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