Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
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so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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