dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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