I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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