is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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