His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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