goodnight i made you a song goodbye
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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