what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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