When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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